Versuri Digital Underground - The humpty dance
all right!
stop whatcha doin
cause Im about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to.
I look funny
but yo Im makin money see
so yo world I hope youre ready for me.
now gather round
Im the new fool in town
and my sounds laid down by the Underground.
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
so just let me introduce myself
my name is Humpty
pronounced with a Umpty.
yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
and all the rappers in the top ten - please allow me to bump thee.
Im steppin tall, yall,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
youre gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
Im spunky.
I like my oatmeal lumpy.
Im sick with this, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
Ill eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, cmere - are ya ticklish?
yeah, I called ya fat.
look at me, Im skinny
it never stopped me from gettin busy.
Im a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Im crazy.
allow me to amaze thee.
they say Im ugly but it just dont faze me.
Im still gettin in the girls pants
and I even got my own dance.
Chorus:
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(come on)
Do the Humpty Hump,(come on and) do the Humpty Hump
(check it out yall)
Do the Humpty Hump,(just watch me) do the Humpty Hump
(do ya know what Im doin, doin the Humpty Hump)
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
people say Yo, Humpty, youre really funny lookin
thats all right cause I get things cookin
ya stare,
ya glare,
ya constantly try to compare me
but ya cant get near me
I give em more, see, and on the floor,B,
all the girls they adore me
oh yes, ladies, Im really bein sincere
cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear.
my nose is big, uh-uh Im not ashamed
big like a pickle, Im still gettin paid
I get laid by the ladies, ya know Im in charge,
both how Im livin and my nose is large
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid,
I use a word that dont mean nothin, like looptid
I sang on Doowhutchalike, and if ya missed it,
Im the one who said just grab em in the biscuits
also told ya that I like to bite
well, yeah, I guess its obvious, I also like to write.
all ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
and now Im gonna do my dance.
Chorus:
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(come on,yeah,sexy baby)
Do the Humpty Hump, (come on) do the Humpty Hump
(sexy baby)
(Everybody),do the Humpty Hump,(come on and) do the Humpty Hump
(Do ya know what Im doin, doin the Humpty Hump,yall)
Do the Humpty Hump,(watch me) do the Humpty Hump
oh, yeah,
thats the break, yall
let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
oh, yeah!
now that I told ya a little bit about myself
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
its real easy to do - check it out
first I limp to the side like my leg was broken
shakin and twitchin kinda like I was smokin
crazy wack funky
people say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
thats all right cause my bodys in motion
its supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
anyone can play this game
this is my dance, yall, Humpty Humps my name
no two people will do it the same
ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
humpin, funkin, jumpin,
jig around, shakin ya rump,
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
tell him step off, Im doin the Hump.
Chorus:
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
(everyboy)
Do the Humpty Hump,(come on and) do the Humpty Hump
(sexy baby)
Do the Humpty Hump,do the Humpty Hump
(Im doin, doin,doin,doin,doin yall)
(Watch me) do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
(ya yall)
(Black people) do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
(come on)
(White people) do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
(Puerto Ricans) do the Humpty Hump, (just keep on doin) the Humpty Hump
(Samoans) do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
oh, yeah!
lets get stupid!
Chorus:
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
(Everybody) do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump,(come on and) do the Humpty Hump
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
oh, yeah, gonna break it down
yeah,yeah,sexy baby
once again, the Underground is in the house
Id like to send a shout out to the whole world,
keep on doin the Humpty Dance,
and to the ladies,
peace and humptiness forever
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