Boys weve been here for a while
But weve finally got the style
Strike your pose and fake a smile
Give me Kenny, give me Kyle
I hate to break it but its true
Fifteen minutes well be through
And I wont have to talk to you

Now you know the words you fool
Sing along to you own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your friends you joined a boyband
Boyband

Good Charlotte said they like McFly
Is half their fanbase gonna cry?
Its so pathetic dry your eyes
When you gonna realise a tuns a tune?
I dont know why the metalheads want us to die
But these days theyre all under nine
So Ill be fine

Now you know the words you fool
Sing along to you own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your mom you joined a boyband
Boyband

I get calls from girls who saw me on TV
Behind my back theyre saying nasty thing about me

Theres the kid who blew it all,
I sat next to him in school
Everyone thought he was cool
til he quit his job and joined a boyband
Boyband

Now you know the words you fool
Sing along to you own tune
Wrote to prove you are a tool
Tell your kids you joined a boyband
Boyband

Join a boyband
Join a boyband
Screw your life up
Join a boyband
Kids will hate you
Out to get you
Ever since you
Joined a boyband
Its really scary
Palms are sweaty
Potato guns are armed and ready
Screwed your life up
Just like Eddie
Ever since you
Joined a boyband

• boyband - son of dork (33)